Our “legal” department informed us that we needed to make sure that you are aware that these are mostly satire. But, you’ll have to figure out which ones are which.
During our 3-year journey, Lewis got himself shot in the leg by a half-blind buffoon mistaking him for an elk. I’m not sure that he would have pulled through without telehealth.Lewis & Clark, Explorers
After that attempt on the Death Star, the whole Republic was denied health coverage. Don’t get me started on the whole hereditary dispensation thing. Telehealth was all I could get.Luke Skywalker, Jedi
I endorse most everything else… so why not this? When you’re in a survival situation, you’re gonna wish you had it.
This vagabond health plan is the best thing this side of the fountain of youth. Ponce de León, Actual Explorer
Heck, have you seen the premiums for a professional smuggler? Geez. Glad I have this at least. Han Solo, Nice Guy
This is absolutely brilliant. We need this for our future trips to the moon. So would that be Spaceship Health?Richard Branson, Virgin Galactic
If only we had this during our pioneer days. It would have helped out Ma so much.Laura Ingalls Wilder, Pioneer
Ok, enough of the satire... here's what some real members are saying!
Feeling so much better about hitting the road because of this service. What an incredible company!!!Liz Wilcox
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